Inspired by the residual effects of fashion week, I’ve put together a survival kit list of words and terms to use if you’re an outsider desperately trying to assimilate with the “in crowd”.
Darning: Similar to calling in sick for work, use this when you won’t be able to make it to an appointment due to some emotional breakdown. Keep your cool sister, its not over till the fat lady sings.
Example: “I’m not going to be able to make this morning’s brief, turns out I have some darning to do.”
Embroidery: I thought it was the little horse on my Polo shirt but you can also use it the same way people use “garnish”.
Example: “I don’t know who talked you into going to Vietnam, ahh, nothing a little embroidery can’t fix.”
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